it was raining today, so i figured i’d just do a workout video on youtube instead. found a “low impact full body” workout, figured “sure! i can do low impact for 30 minutes…” 8 minutes into the 30 minute video i had to quit because they started doing stuff like plank stair climbers, downward dog into push-ups, and other things that made my scar scream. guess it’s back to the “post-abdominal surgery” pilates workouts for me…
Why should I message if it seems the same to me? Give me one reason why you are different etc.
Hey there I like what is written in your profile and would like to meet you in person..
what didn’t come through on here was that at the end of his message there were two little stick figures that were either dancing or having a martial arts battle. i’m not totally sure which.
Hi there..my name is Chris. Hows your afternoon coming along? I’d love to chat, I’m tall, blond, tattooed, fit and a lefty. What are you up to?
Talk to you soon
note: he’s 27
Can i spoil you with loyalty and affection ?
note: he’s 25
note: he’s 25, we have a 0% compatibility, and 80% enemy rating.
not that i actually plan to change myself, but it’s useful to know which specific parts of myself and my profile are likely to turn people off (or on, i suppose).
i don’t really think i’m at a point in my life where i’m so desperate to find someone that i’m willing to become generic to meet peak levels of desirability. i’m more like one of those houses you see on hgtv that have had $70k worth of renovations on a bathroom, that could either totally sell the house, with the right buyer, or make everyone else want to rip it out and start over.
Hello… My profile is blank due to I am a educator. I would like to get to know you!
my response is blank due to I am uninterested. I would like you to actually put in the effort to write a message worth my time.
Classy lady :)9
i’m not sure if he’s making fun of me or actually calling me classy.
while i’m not glad that this is the situation women encounter universally, it’s heartening to know that my experience isn’t unique and things really are this bad everywhere.
i might have to start sending this to the myriad idiots that message me using these methods.